Bloody Rotten

The Vault Retrospectives from the deep shelf

The most wanted film on Earth exists only in photographs

MGM, 1927: Lon Chaney in a beaver hat and a set of wire-rimmed teeth. One vault fire later, all that survives of London After Midnight is its own evidence file.

Lon Chaney as the Man in the Beaver Hat: top hat, ringed eyes and a wide grin of sharpened teeth. Publicity portrait, 1927
The Man in the Beaver Hat: teeth by hardware, smile by Lon Chaney. MGM publicity still, 1927. Public domain · Wikimedia Commons

Every archive keeps a list of the dead it would most like back. On almost every such list, the same title sits at the top: London After Midnight, directed by Tod Browning, released by MGM on December 3, 1927, and last seen alive in 1965.

The premise was pure police procedural wearing a cape. A Scotland Yard detective, played by Lon Chaney, investigates a death in a house apparently infested with vampires, and the vampires turn out to be theater: an elaborate sting staged to shake a confession out of a murderer. Chaney also played the bait, the "Man in the Beaver Hat", grinning through a set of sharpened teeth held in place by wire, a performance assembled from hardware and spite. The vampire was a sting operation. We have always admired the honesty.

For a film about manufactured evidence, its afterlife has been fittingly cruel. The last known print burned in the MGM vault fire of 1965, and no other copy has ever surfaced. What survives is the paperwork: production stills, a novelization, Browning's own 1935 sound remake Mark of the Vampire with Bela Lugosi, and a theatrical poster that sold in 2014 to Metallica's Kirk Hammett for nearly half a million dollars. In 2002, Turner Classic Movies commissioned Rick Schmidlin to reassemble the film as a forty-five-minute reconstruction built entirely from surviving photographs: a movie reduced to its own crime-scene photography, then exhibited as such.

Colour lobby card for London After Midnight: Lon Chaney holds a lantern beside two frightened figures, with the caption 'A prisoner in the House of Mystery'
What survives is the paperwork. Lobby card, MGM, 1927: "A prisoner in the House of Mystery." Public domain · Wikimedia Commons

The film even has a body attached. In October 1928, a man named Robert Williams cut a woman's throat in Hyde Park and told the court that Chaney's vampire had appeared to him in visions and driven him out of his mind. The jury rejected the plea and convicted him. The tabloids kept the story; the film kept the reputation.

Somewhere in a private collection or a mislabeled can, a nitrate reel may still be rotting toward zero. Our standing offer to anyone holding it: we will bring the projector.

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